happy birthday tucson!!!

happy underpass opening! happy birfffday tucson!

fucked 5 times in da underpass. different spots and at the end i was hanging on to the fuckin chains. amazing.

it was a fabulous night. i LOVE ramy baby and lil sushi and reminiscing.

good night babes.

cuddle bunny.

answer the phone, fuck recordings. your website sucks ass. fuck des, i just want money honey. but cute things make me happy and right now i'm kinda obsessed with bunnies.

this is more for me than for you.

unless you are a capricorn too...

I wouldn't be surprised if your whole life passed instantly before your eyes one day soon. Not because you'll come close to literal physical death or anything dangerous at all, but rather because you will have a brush with a magic power that could be yours in the future -- a magic power that will be possible for you to fully own only if you cut the umbilicus that links you to a dying source. Wow. Did I really say that in a fun little astrology column? And are you really prepared to change your life because of something you read in a fun little astrology column? I hope so. In the coming weeks, it'll be the fun little things that have the greatest potential to align you more closely with your soul's code.

truths.

blue is my favorite flavor

i’ve been smoking since i was 13

in the past 14 yrs i have only been single for 1 yr and 9 months

blowpops melted in the microwave are fuckin delicious

3 is the magic number, and therefore my favorite number

i cry a lot

"like" and "fucking" have been in my vocabulary since i was 11

i got my license when i was 18

i miss my maternal grandma with all my heart

i saw elves till i was 3, haha what???

i don’t want to die, ever

i’ll eat anything and everything except lima beans

this must be the place by the talking heads makes me want to get married

when i grow up.

i wanna live in a big city but if i don't...

i want a farm.

but i want tiny everything. pygmy goats, tiny horses, lil piggies, and whatever else comes in teeny tiny sizes. and fuck yeah i'm gonna grow stuff. lil corn, cherry tomatoes etc. i just want little everything. except dogs. i want big ass dogs to protect my littles.

sowy...

one time a friend of mine told me i should watch the notebook. she said that she couldn’t imagine anyone not crying unless they were a cold heartless bitch.

i didn’t cry. i thought it was way gayyy.

romeo and juliet is not the greatest love story of all time. love stories make me want to vomit. it’s not that i don’t believe in love, because i do (duh). i think i hate all that crap because i feel like it’s just so fake and contrived. if you are longing for something that is so obviously bullshit then it’s really just because you’re an idiot. (no offense)

shit doesn't need to be dramatic and/or tragic.

however, i am in love with true romance. i can watch that movie over and over. i just finished watching it, and all i can think is, why can't i be like her??? she's so fucking badass. and she dresses exactly how i pictured myself dressing as a grown up when i was little. yeah so i suppose that would be my idea of whatever it is that i'm talking about. or not. maybe it's just alabama.

no matter, i'm enjoying my love story...

(awwww or eww)

babylove.

i want one for each finger.

do or die.

Make sure that no one except you will be able to tear asunder what you join together in the coming days. Tie knots that will never slip. Build bridges that can't be burned. Send emails that cement new alliances and plug yourself into networks that are crackling with high-energy connections. Stock up on nails, safety pins, staples, tape, and glue. Be sticky, Capricorn! Just one caution: Do not marry your fortunes to anyone unless they're willing to be your devoted, synergistic warrior as much as you are their devoted, synergistic warrior.

x2.

cute.

too bad i suck at painting my nails because i really want these adorable and really pretty nail polishes. also they do kinda remind me of milk...

the website has a lot of super cute products that i want, and you might remember a few years back magazines were hyping up there fat balm for lips.

anyways. enjoy.

http://www.eyeko.com/product_info.php?products_id=50

Josh and Kyle = Amazing

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This is love <3

oh shit.

everyone's at my casa and i dig it.

BUT...

i hate zombies. and electric shit. fire is scary. hmmmm, not exactly sure what that means. but i get it. i miss my kiddies. but i adore having a (boyfriend). just take claritan darlin.

i have a good imagination. it's kinda weird but again, i hope not. my mom's not impressed. seriously.

i got kicked outta school with ONE semester left. i got laid off yesterday. i'm almost 29. but i, wait, there are 9 guys surrounding me...

my family is amazing. i love you. i love you. i love ramses. "i got wire cutters too."

just speak spanish to me.

byyyyeeeee.

mmmilk.

entertainment...

life is freakin hilarious.

today should be super shitty, but it's not. actually from 4.30pm on, it's been really lovely. i feel sooooo loved and supported by friends and family and my lover. yessss i have a new beau. hahahaha and i love it!!!!!!

here's to new beginnings and magic and me.

all me. and YOU.

from now on.

i break beds, not hearts...